Official Playbook

Welcome to the 2025 Bink, the ultimate test of an individual’s grit, skill, and resilience.

Golf

• Morro Bay Golf Course — Friday, May 16 at 10:07 AM (first tee time) *

Format: 18-hole round, 4-man scramble

• All four players hit from the tee, pick the best shot, then all play from that spot (“best ball”).
• Each team must play at least two drives from each player.
• Matching outfits earn 20 points – direct questions to Miles and Paul.

Golf Side Challenges

• Hole 1: Each fairway hit = 15 points for your team.
• Hole 8: Driver-only for the entire hole.
• Hole 10 (Par 3): Closest tee shot to hole = 25 points.
  • Use the stake/measure tape to record distance on paper.
  • Ball must be on the green.
• Hole 14: Longest drive = 15 points.
  • Out-drive the stake, move it to your ball, write your name.
• Eagle on any hole = 15 points (circle on scorecard).
• Spin-the-wheel hole = 10 points (optional – must film and honor result).

The Game — Friday, May 16

• Classic Game: chug a pint → make a basket → partner repeats.
• Each team gets two timed attempts; best time ranks top 8 for Saturday.

Die Opening Ceremony — Saturday, May 17 at 9:45 AM

• Team introductions & walk-outs to showcase outfits.
• Dom “Cobra” Dalpiaz a-capella national anthem (with mic & possible autotune).

Die — Saturday, May 17 at 10:00 AM

• 16-team double-elimination bracket (seeded from Friday’s scores).
• Games 1–24 to 12 points (or 8 if both agree); Games 25–31 to 16 points.
• Zack Allen/Dom muzzled if necessary.
• Each game has an official & stat-keeper; stat sheets provided per player.
• Open-table system with four tables for tournament & side games.

The Game — Saturday at Sundown

• 8-team bracket; one attempt per team per round.
• Same chug-and-hoop format as Friday.

Scoring

Points from each event are tallied on a leaderboard after every event.
Scoring sheets will be available (likely automated) closer to the Bink.

Scheduling

Thursday/Friday Arrival

• Most arrive Thursday night / Friday morning.

Friday

• Breakfast: likely Cali Fresh burritos.
• Head to course at 9:00 AM (range balls provided; no pro-shop check-in).
• Hogmobile drinks on course.
• Tee times: 10:07 – 10:56 AM (sheet available two weeks prior).
• Course wrap-up: 3:00 – 4:00 PM.
• Dinner on your own en route home.
• The Game seeding rounds to follow.

Saturday

• 9:45 AM — Team walk-outs & anthem.
• 10:00 AM — Die begins.
• ~10:30 AM – 3:00 PM — Die tournament.
• Saturday sundown — The Game.
• Post-game — Pizza, scoring & awards ceremony.

Airbnb

2575 Green Pl, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420
5 500 sq ft · 5 beds · 7 beds · 5 bathrooms

What to Bring

• Lawn chairs
• Air mattresses
• Blankets & pillows
• Towels
• Sunscreen (looking at you, Riley & Mattle)